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finalfortuna:

mayspicer:

princesszangiev:

coltercat:

The spoopiest part of this skeleton bird decoration is the complete lack of knowledge in basic skeletal anatomy

somebody please draw this creature with skin on because i think it would be horrifying because those are basically long fingers

well that was fun

Have fun in your nightmares, kids.


October 1st © 49,195 notes

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 


October 1st © 371,935 notes

protocol00:

jelliebells:

weeaboo-trashh:

beastworu:

god is dead and we didn’t even just kill him we completely annihilated him

Oh god, don’t let the moreo’s guy see this

Oreos are going through its weeboo phase

believe it


nyhmphs:

 indie/bambi  


October 1st © 46,177 notes

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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October 1st © 181,248 notes

lovethefutureisthine:

gentlemenbutts:

extended-metaphor:

Marius was never good with riddles.

minus 5 picarats

"WAIT YOU’RE JESUS???"


October 1st © 5,735 notes
high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

October 1st © 61,081 notes

dialupmodem:

tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes 


http://gryffinclaw.co.vu/post/98926147717/sirdef-imagine-if-all-characters-got-the-same

sirdef:

imagine if all characters got the same treatment as asian and middle eastern characters when it comes to background music choice

whenever they introduce an italian person i want the soundtrack to be a loud opera, whenever it’s a french person i want someone gently whispering ‘hon…


October 1st © 263 notes

hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween


October 1st 277,034 notes






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